You have a whole system for standing up.
You slide to the edge of the seat before you stand, so your trousers wipe it on the way up. You push the chair in fast. At a friend’s house the coat goes down first. One woman on a menopause forum now carries a thick hand towel to sit on. Another waits at dinner until everyone else has left the table, because her khaki trousers “would show everything”.
Black leather chairs are the worst. Black trousers are the safest. Anything pale below the waist stays in the wardrobe.
Nobody taught you any of this. You worked it out alone, one chair at a time.




